Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) Homegrown, thought of you when I read this.
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace But I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, Past & present....You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, Regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE..Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Life is Too Short To Be Someone Your Not
Disclaimer: If you are supple at heart and feeble in the mind, this will not be the place for you. I will not apologize for my tainted mouth or any of my pretentious opinions.
That being said let me start my prologue to the magnificent world of blog with a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all that were not in my life until this blessed 2008.
So far in my 29 glorious years on this earth I have managed to cheat death, avoid jail and maintain a comfortable level of sanity (50 percent of the time) while having two gorgeous daughters, marring a man who is both gay and in the Navy (go figure), and becoming a successful accountant and have been gainfully employed for eight years in the medical world.
I do not like or welcome drama, if your it, go the hell away. Period. I do not need you, want you or have any desire to humor you in any way. I believe life is too short to waste time on stupidity. Yes, many will be stuck on the gay husband comment for a second, so I will finish that explanation. I did get married. NO I did not know he was gay. How is that possible you ask, well it is. I just thought he was stupid and naive in the bedroom. Hence my hate of stupidity. I found out he was gay when I came home and found him with my mother’s bra on and my ex’s dead grandmother’s jewelry. I know the normal reaction would to be pissed off at the situation but honestly; I laughed my ass of at him. It explained a lot. Being on Bourbon Street in NO on our honeymoon and not making good use out of the local female talent shows, a shame, a real shame. What a waste. The marriage was annulled and I moved on. Now I do not have any issue with people being gay, but for fuck sake DON’T try to marry me! Now he is married for the fourth time (to a woman) at 28 years of age and expecting his first child. After all, that is what he was going for. So congrats kiddo. Hope that works out well for you.
Now, enough of that. I adore being an accountant. However, I am not your average bean counter. I have heard that, so save your jokes. I have a fire in the belly, eyeball up, turn on a dime attitude. I love being tall. Without four inch stilettos I stand at a hair under six feet. I do wear heals and date men shorter than me. I’m confident so if men are not, that’s their loss. I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for that spine they have on order. I like to relax my mind (does not happen often) by listening to some good written music. This comes in many different genres and focuses. Guess it depends on the mood. I do have a enthusiasm for animals. No I am not referring to any of the ex’s in my life. Exercise, discipline then affection. Works well. Key you should try it sometime with those recruits. You may learn a thing or two. I have owned horses all my life. I ride English. Western riding is man made and unnatural. Last I checked you do not see horses running wild with their nose on the ground snorting sand with that profane four beat canter. Sorry, lope. Let me be correct for you non English speaking folk. I do enjoy many western riding games though. I do team penning. I just do it in an English saddle. Works for me. My pony is of mutt decent being ¾ appaloosa crap and ¼ Quarter horse. Not an ideal mix but I now own the biggest, badass Buckskin I have ever seen. Other than my horses, I have had numerous dogs that you will get to read about at a later point, I like cats to an extent and have found a new found respect for coons.
Enough for now, back to counting beans.
That being said let me start my prologue to the magnificent world of blog with a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all that were not in my life until this blessed 2008.
So far in my 29 glorious years on this earth I have managed to cheat death, avoid jail and maintain a comfortable level of sanity (50 percent of the time) while having two gorgeous daughters, marring a man who is both gay and in the Navy (go figure), and becoming a successful accountant and have been gainfully employed for eight years in the medical world.
I do not like or welcome drama, if your it, go the hell away. Period. I do not need you, want you or have any desire to humor you in any way. I believe life is too short to waste time on stupidity. Yes, many will be stuck on the gay husband comment for a second, so I will finish that explanation. I did get married. NO I did not know he was gay. How is that possible you ask, well it is. I just thought he was stupid and naive in the bedroom. Hence my hate of stupidity. I found out he was gay when I came home and found him with my mother’s bra on and my ex’s dead grandmother’s jewelry. I know the normal reaction would to be pissed off at the situation but honestly; I laughed my ass of at him. It explained a lot. Being on Bourbon Street in NO on our honeymoon and not making good use out of the local female talent shows, a shame, a real shame. What a waste. The marriage was annulled and I moved on. Now I do not have any issue with people being gay, but for fuck sake DON’T try to marry me! Now he is married for the fourth time (to a woman) at 28 years of age and expecting his first child. After all, that is what he was going for. So congrats kiddo. Hope that works out well for you.
Now, enough of that. I adore being an accountant. However, I am not your average bean counter. I have heard that, so save your jokes. I have a fire in the belly, eyeball up, turn on a dime attitude. I love being tall. Without four inch stilettos I stand at a hair under six feet. I do wear heals and date men shorter than me. I’m confident so if men are not, that’s their loss. I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for that spine they have on order. I like to relax my mind (does not happen often) by listening to some good written music. This comes in many different genres and focuses. Guess it depends on the mood. I do have a enthusiasm for animals. No I am not referring to any of the ex’s in my life. Exercise, discipline then affection. Works well. Key you should try it sometime with those recruits. You may learn a thing or two. I have owned horses all my life. I ride English. Western riding is man made and unnatural. Last I checked you do not see horses running wild with their nose on the ground snorting sand with that profane four beat canter. Sorry, lope. Let me be correct for you non English speaking folk. I do enjoy many western riding games though. I do team penning. I just do it in an English saddle. Works for me. My pony is of mutt decent being ¾ appaloosa crap and ¼ Quarter horse. Not an ideal mix but I now own the biggest, badass Buckskin I have ever seen. Other than my horses, I have had numerous dogs that you will get to read about at a later point, I like cats to an extent and have found a new found respect for coons.
Enough for now, back to counting beans.
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